To Rule The World!

I was once found guilty of treason for planning to take complete control over India and eventually the entire world. I planned to use an "elite" military and "sophisticated" weapons system to defeat the conventional troops. An army of clones would proclaim me as their supreme leader and my two close associates would stand by me in our goal to eventually conquer the entire world.

I was initially ignored. But soon they realised they could no longer ignore the threat posed by me, when they saw large masses singing their new national anthem "Baba Black Sheep..", in fervent anticipation that cloned sheep will take over the world lead by their 7th grade leader, Noemaun.

No, it was not just another childish fantasy. I had carefully planned and calculated the entire onslaught. Millions of sheep will the cloned in the mountainous terrains of Nepal. They would then overthrow the then weak Nepalise King. They would soon attack our North Eastern borders. Even a country as big as India would fall to the sheep army simply unable to match the sheer size.

Elaborate routes for the sheep army were discussed using our geography textbook. Who knows better geography than a 7th grader! Intervals were used to build sheep fervor by singing our respected national anthem.

But there was one patriotic Indian in our class who did not like our ambitions. He betrayed our class by informing our tamil teacher. Me and my two associates were found guilty in class and were sent to the school principal requesting that we be expelled for treason. Our principal smiled and asked us to write our Indian national anthem thrice.