The dumb girls!

Note: this is an old post which was deleted. It remains the most controversial of my posts so far.


Most guys know this simple fact. Here are a few instances.

The most common type of dumb girls are those who can not accept the fact that they are dumb. Once I was feeling bored and I wanted to pull a girl's leg. see this chat log,

myself: most girls are dumb
dumbo #1: really we think the same
dumbo #1: we say all guys never grow up
dumbo#1: guys are ...
dumbo#1: guys are ...
and goes on and on and finally
myself : QED

During our first year saarang, two beautiful girls came to our “grub coupons” counter. Of course beauty and brains don't go together. They wanted grub coupons for 40 rupees, so they gave a 50 rupee note. With the intention of making them stay longer in the counter, my friend tenders 40, 25 paise coins as change. On counting those coins, she finds that it is one less. Of course that was a part of the plan.

She asserts that 25 paise is missing. A girl who spends hundreds of rupees on make up so that we look at her and enjoy her looks is worried about losing 25 paise to us. My friend counts again and gives it back to her. With all nobility, she recounts those coins but she is disturbed that she has still not got back her precious money. So she returns the coins to us.

Now my friend secretly adds one more coin and gives it to her friend and asks her to verify. Realising that all the coins are present, she is furious with her friend. “If you can't even count a few coins properly, why do you have to do it. And you make a mockery of yourself for 25 paise ...”. We smile at them and behave as good guys always ready to serve our guests at IIT. My advice, dear brothers make sure your girl friend is not like her.

While chatting with a girl, all of a sudden she used the kiss smiley. As I did not know the key combination so I asked her to type.

myself: tell me the keys
dumbo#3: keys for?
myself: kiss
dumbo#3: press shift and the second key from enter, then the second key from backspace
myself: :=
myself: hey u
dumbo#3: press shift and the second key from enter, then the second key from backspace,then press shift and 8
myself: :=*
myself: hey u
dumbo#3: I said second key from backspace
myself: put like this
myself: : )
myself: u dumbo
dumbo#3: no
dumbo#3: what dumbo
myself: give a space and type it
dumbo#3: it is for smiling
myself: i know
dumbo#3: see if I put like that
dumbo#3: the smile will come
myself: huh
myself: give space between the letters
myself: huh
dumbo#3: : - *
myself: :-*
dumbo#3: for once you proved you are not a dumbo
myself: but u proved urself to be a real dumbo
myself: by pointing out the keys :P
dumbo#3: pooda
These are the dumbos whose have an IQ equal to that of an ostrich.

After interacting with girls, I can classify most girls under three categories. The first one will understand what I speak but wont understand when I make any allegories. The next category wont even understand the conversation, I will have to put it in simpler words. The last category wont even appreciate simple language and I have to put it in the form of examples and fairy tales.

But I have met one or two girls, who are beyond these categories and I myself bulb a lot when I interact with them. Most often it is those girls who have a good literary background. I am in search of such girls.