Due to a dramatic turn over of events, I am now frightened of the possibilities of an early marriage. My dear friends since then have been advising me about marriage. On how marriage is a responsibility, what I can delay, what I can not. Nice to know that my friends are so concerned about me (or should I say the life of the person who weds me. :D)
I have been wondering if I am fit for marriage. Some of my friends directly reject my capacity to be a groom because I don’t have a penny in my pocket. But hey, there are other things which compensate my weaknesses!
1. After so many days, I have finally been able to differentiate between pepper and garam masala. Well it is simple folks. The one in the bigger container is pepper!
2. I have successfully separated the dal (I have no idea what is its specific name) used for making sambar from the other dals and kept in a separate corner in the shelf.
3. After three unsuccessful attempts, I finally used jeera instead of mustard. Well inspite of their comparable sizes, I was able to differentiate them.
Yup, marriage is not all about cooking and feeding your wife and of course I am an expert in washing vessels. Those fathers considering my bio-data can cross check with Arun on this. :D
1. I have been trying hard to discipline myself. Though I have not yet succeeded in sleeping on time, I have at least succeeded in sleeping regularly for more than 8 hours a day.
2. I may not be a very understanding person, but I can perfectly act like as if I have understood you. And rarely would I yell at my wife, lest I get beaten up by her.
3. My wife need not be worried about me interacting with other girls, girls can easily differentiate between dumb and dumber. (like you and me!)
I have strong feeling that a prospective bride might be reading this. So let me use this to convey to her that
“ I am still learning. Don’t lose hope on me. If you are reading this, then directly contact me. Don’t trust what my friends tell about me. I will treat you like a flower. ”
Hey father-in-laws it will take another 3 to 4 years for me to get ready.
Friday, December 01, 2006
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I am not a prospective and neither i have a daughter but i can ask my exes to contact you :P
and its not about learning to cook but its about making someone cook!
Nice to know :).. I'll ask some of the 'ladies' I know, to read your blog :D
I know da...loneliness is hitting u hard :P But your approach is real nice! Its easier to get a girl by promising to marry her! but not committing urslef for nother 4 years....nice try :D
In the beginning you did start with telling that, you are afraid of the prospects of an early marriage,
but towards the end you seem to be all enthusiastic about it :P
i m a shy groom you see. :P
shy? huh?
some of your previous posts doesnt suggest that [:P]
i have now turned a neww leaf.
anything for my future wife. :P
oh! eh?
you think your future wife would like a timid person? :P
If she is also timid, going by the fact that your parents are going to search for your bride, you ppl will end up going nowhere :P
may be. i dont what exactly you are referring to. i m yet to learn those dimensions of marriage. :P
You dont know what I am refering to, but you still feel you got to learn? huh? very funny :P
Ich habe keine comments an deine post. :-|
Ich colon-pipe.
err... looks like you have been targetting the post at someone whom who wish saw this.. :p
yeah i have also setup blogpatrol to track her.
Noeman,
You are supposed to see the overall need of marriage. Mere, what you see on net would not be much helpful for you. The better idea is to look for social contacts you or you family have been having. Do join some foreign Jamaat(I do not but found one very useful for one of my friend) who are on a local tour. The worry is you may find it difficult to sight one.
Dear brother Naqqqad, my parents have seen a girl already for me, so dont need to worry. I wrote this only for humour so dont take it serious. :)
Awesome.. Simply Awesome!!! So r u ready now ??? or not yet!!!!
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